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@barachiki
I needed to go to an appointment today and realized I had kind of bad breath.
And my brain got kind of crossed.
And I put in my deodorant instead…
Like… my brain told me, “Smelly, do something.”
And the body goes, “Ok, doing something.”
But it didn’t check what thing was applicable to what part.
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There’s just something with Sherlock and pigeons.
Ok, there is a story about this one:
Way back in the year 2012, there was a comment out that there wasn’t any Sherlock content left to be gif’d.
Then there were a few replies in my niche corner of tumblr that they missed a gif of a pigeon in the Blind Banker that just happens to be near our heroes as they walk down an alley.
From there, pigeons were all the rage. There were fics and art and jokes and all kinds of stuff. It was a lot of fun.
I had it all tagged in the past, but my blog was deleted after the fad had worn off. However! I’m linking you here to @finalproblem who still has it documented when that craziness happened. I had a lot of nonsense content to do with it, and it was the biggest thing since traffic cones.
Learn all about the madness that was “the pigeon”!
What's your fave gif you've ever made?
Oh you are evil. There are so many I have made!
I’m going to say it is one of my Christmas Mycrofts. Not because this one took very long or anything, it was just very satisfying in the end.
But then I have older ones like this one that just make me entirely too happy…
And
and other nonsense like this…
And every single thing I have made dance.
I’ve always loved this one of Sherlock playing with his favourite bee.
Out of all my valentines heart ones, Mycroft is my favourite.
And this still really makes me laugh.
Ok last one, I love this one because I don’t really remember why I made it.
If only we could’ve actually had the Lestrade Spin Off.. the information that we could’ve learned off him.. the scenes where he’s just oblivious and not always there when Sherlock is in trouble or not…
I still mourn for the loss of this..
Did you forget about the scene where Lestrade is just in his flat, doing dishes for a good solid seven minutes, humming to himself when he gets a call and eventually goes to a crime scene....
You know... this scene!
Ok, for real though, I have always said that I'd spend an hour a week watching Lestrade doing dishes. Here it is in action!
The second Silly Hat Day was just as much of a bomb as the first.
#John spent all day gluing the grapes together for that hat #least he could do is appreciate it #anyways #it is either silly hats or Cluedo
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Happy Pride!
I just realized I do something that I never realize I am doing consciously since it is a behaviour I adopted ages ago.
So if a conversation was something like, “Okay barachiki, here is your receipt, you have ten days to return it.” I might reply, “Rock and roll!” As if to say ‘that’s great, thank you.’
I also (though less frequently now) use the word ‘swish’ to describe something as ‘excellent’. As in “The new computer I got is actually pretty swish.”
Neither of these are common parlance. I often forget that. And I think this came from a period of my life when I wanted to reduce the usage of the word “awesome” in my vocabulary.
This is because when I was a university student I felt like awesome meaning being ‘struck by wonder and amazement’ was being overtaken by meaning ‘anything good’.
I’m no longer as pedantic, language is an evolving creature, but I did keep a bunch of these little “me-only” variations that do confuse people sometimes.
Battle ready.
Hey everyone, I’m back.
I was really upset the other day about a client assuming that a project of mine was AI because it looked fake, even though it was a montage of many pictures and hours of photoshopping.
It really bothered me, but ultimately got me nowhere. If I rage against my clients, I will have no clients.
So I’ve had a little think.
I think I have to talk to my clients (or put in a disclaimer on the footer of my emails) that I do not support AI and will not use it when it comes to their projects.
I think that is all I can do for now.
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Wow. So upset right now.
I spent ages coming up with a cover for a new project of mine. Lots of photoshopping to make it stand out, cleaning it up, adjusting lighting. It was a montage of several images, down to the shirt, the fingers, and the vegetables in the background.
I was told not to use the image because it is AI.
For real!??!
I hate this. I hate this. I am really good at photoshop. And now everyone is doubting my skills. So I have to use crap photos that are under-resolution that are 'approved' by a committee, so I have lost my creative control. And the project looks worse.
Thanks AI, you are literally ruining my reputation and disrupting my career.
I substituted it with a stock photo. I just changed the lighting and added a gradient. Took about three minutes.
They loved it.
Ugh.
Sorry guys, this is going to my brain.
I'm gonna pause my queue while I get ahold of this.
Can you not explain to them that you made the image in Photoshop? Unless they are 10 years old, they should understand what "photoshopping" is.
The client say “AI is bad, we don’t want to use AI.” Barachiki says “Right! I don't like AI either. I will spend hours photoshopping so I can get a good cover image that isn’t AI.” Client says: “No that looks like AI, we don't like AI.” Barachiki says: “I already explained that it isn't AI, I’m just good at my job.” Client says: “Well, the committee thinks it’s AI and I really don’t want to wait for a response from them again, so let’s try this under-resolution image and see if we can use that.” Barachiki says: “It is under resolution, I cannot use it." Client says: "You're the designer, think of something." Barachiki thinks to herself: // I did think of something, and made that something, and you thought it was AI// Barachiki says out loud: "Maybe a stock photo that takes me thirty seconds to put in and looks generic and lame?” Client says: “perfect!”
Wow. So upset right now.
I spent ages coming up with a cover for a new project of mine. Lots of photoshopping to make it stand out, cleaning it up, adjusting lighting. It was a montage of several images, down to the shirt, the fingers, and the vegetables in the background.
I was told not to use the image because it is AI.
For real!??!
I hate this. I hate this. I am really good at photoshop. And now everyone is doubting my skills. So I have to use crap photos that are under-resolution that are 'approved' by a committee, so I have lost my creative control. And the project looks worse.
Thanks AI, you are literally ruining my reputation and disrupting my career.
I substituted it with a stock photo. I just changed the lighting and added a gradient. Took about three minutes.
They loved it.
Ugh.
Sorry guys, this is going to my brain.
I'm gonna pause my queue while I get ahold of this.
Wow. So upset right now.
I spent ages coming up with a cover for a new project of mine. Lots of photoshopping to make it stand out, cleaning it up, adjusting lighting. It was a montage of several images, down to the shirt, the fingers, and the vegetables in the background.
I was told not to use the image because it is AI.
For real!??!
I hate this. I hate this. I am really good at photoshop. And now everyone is doubting my skills. So I have to use crap photos that are under-resolution that are 'approved' by a committee, so I have lost my creative control. And the project looks worse.
Thanks AI, you are literally ruining my reputation and disrupting my career.
I substituted it with a stock photo. I just changed the lighting and added a gradient. Took about three minutes.
They loved it.
Ugh.
Wow. So upset right now.
I spent ages coming up with a cover for a new project of mine. Lots of photoshopping to make it stand out, cleaning it up, adjusting lighting. It was a montage of several images, down to the shirt, the fingers, and the vegetables in the background.
I was told not to use the image because it is AI.
For real!??!
I hate this. I hate this. I am really good at photoshop. And now everyone is doubting my skills. So I have to use crap photos that are under-resolution that are 'approved' by a committee, so I have lost my creative control. And the project looks worse.
Thanks AI, you are literally ruining my reputation and disrupting my career.
Basically I will never get tired of the sock index thing.
Neither will Sherlock.
We all knew he would find out sooner or later.
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I have twin nieces who were excited to tell me that they were going to a friend's birthday party sleepover. I think a bunch of their friends were going too.
This got me thinking to my first sleepover birthday party.
I think we watched Beauty and the Beast (or the Little Mermaid.. i don't know) like four times, did a scavenger hunt, had some games and whatnot. At bedtime the girls stayed up and tried to tell ghost stories.
I don't remember any of the other ones. I am pretty sure none of them were memorable anyways. But I'm so proud that seven-year-old barachiki told a story so scary that one of the girls woke up from nightmares and had to go home early.
I remember it was about a girl (maybe our age) who was running from a Frankenstein. She was being chased by the monster, who was giant and mean, and she was tripping over branches and whatever. Then she fell off the cliff and died.
That was the story, all of it.
Anyways, yeah, the girl (i think it was my friend's cousin) was so terrified that she got her mom to pick her up from the birthday party in the middle of the night.
And you know what? I wear that as a badge of honour.
