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The corgis really enjoyed the day out, too.
Did they steal those from the palace too?
Yes, clearly. Ā Amongst other things.
Take them back, their legs are too short to keep up. I need a greyhound. -SH
Can someone just do this with all the scenes? Dogs for everyone.
ALL THE DOGS
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Happy Pride!
Today was my cityās pride parade!
I actually had never been to one before, and I was really looking forward to it.
We had a lot of fun, it was sunny, and really full of good energy.
I had a big tulle rainbow skirt, with a rainbow wrap to keep the sun off. I was giving away flags and rainbow leis and other rainbow items to basically anyone I saw who clearly were there because they wanted to be, but didnāt think to dress up.
There were displays and vendors and dancing and live music. It was wonderful, since everyone wanted to be there, and knew they were supported.
Happy Pride!
Oh I forgot to mention this!
There was a counter-protest of about 25 old white people that we saw on our way back to the car. They had a microphone and were shouting some miserable shit.
We passed by them, smiles and joy, and this guy with his dog stopped to greet us. He smiled to us rolled his eyes at the protesters, and we nodded in agreement.
I said āWell it is obvious whoās having more fun!ā And the guy had the best huge belly laugh at that. I mean, they were crotchety old people with police officers patrolling them to make sure they didnāt do anything (not that they could, most had walkers and were a million years old). They could NOT crush our spirit for the day.
Happy pride everyone!
Today was my cityās pride parade!
I actually had never been to one before, and I was really looking forward to it.
We had a lot of fun, it was sunny, and really full of good energy.
I had a big tulle rainbow skirt, with a rainbow wrap to keep the sun off. I was giving away flags and rainbow leis and other rainbow items to basically anyone I saw who clearly were there because they wanted to be, but didnāt think to dress up.
There were displays and vendors and dancing and live music. It was wonderful, since everyone wanted to be there, and knew they were supported.
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Happy Pride!
Happy Pride!
M: I thought we agreed you would take one photo sensibly. L: I made no such promise.
Sherlock spends the day making Sand Mind Palaces.
John manages only a Sand Bungalow.
AU where things are the same but they are on a reality TV show.
Close enough.
[Audience cheering. Theme music plays.]
Jerry Springer: Welcome to the show! Today we have a consulting detective, his best friend, and the wife whoās been keeping more secrets than either of them. Please welcome Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Mary Watson!
[Audience applauds. Sherlock looks annoyed. John looks uncomfortable. Mary smiles politely.]
Jerry: Sherlock, why are you here?
Sherlock: Because my brother made me choose between this and therapy. I weighed my odds and thought this was the lesser of two evils.
Jerry: And has it been?
Sherlock: No.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, whatās the biggest problem in your friendship with Sherlock?
John: Well he did pretend to be dead for two years, that will put a damper on any kind of relationship.
Sherlock: You are still holding on to that? I came back months ago.
[Audience chatter.]
Jerry: Mary, youāve had some secrets too.
Mary: Fair enough.
Jerry: Former assassin. Fake identities. International operations.
Mary: When you say it like that, I sound kind of cool.
John: YOU SHOT SHERLOCK!
Mary: In my defense, I aimed carefully.
Sherlock: She did. It was very well done. Quite professional.
Jerry: Hold on. You got shot by your best friendās wife and youāre complimenting her?
Sherlock: Competence should be acknowledged in all its forms.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, who causes you more stress?
John: Honestly?
Sherlock and Mary: Me.
John: Exactly!
[Audience applause.]
Jerry: Final question for John, who do you love more ā¦ Sherlock or Mary?
John: Iā¦ Iā¦
Mary: John?
John: Umā¦ Errā¦..
Sherlock: well , John?
[John throws a chair and runs off stage. Audience starts chanting āJerry! Jerry!]
Jerry: Well, weāve learned that friendship, marriage, and detective work are all complicated. And between that complication we might solve something bigger than crimesā¦ our love for one another. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other.
Sherlock: You only say that since the television network wants you to sound compassionate while they actively encourage scandal and shock value, potentially ruining peopleās lies and familial relationships.
[Jerry mimes to the camera to cut the feed and muffled sounds of a detective being strangled while the credits roll and the audience applauds.]
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Ok question:
In Aladdin, when they do the parade to palace scene, and Robin Williams is singing about how awesome Prince Ali isā¦
They show him with acrobats and animals and an army and chefs and like a thousand other peopleā¦ money and stuff and parade floats and whateverā¦
Did he keep that stuff forever? Or likeā¦ just for the parade? we never see them again. Were they real? Borrowed from another place or entirely fabricated, or were they some kind of illusion? (If so, the people he was throwing money to were really getting shafted)
And after the parade, do these performers disappear? If not, do they have to have lives of their own and likeā¦ pay taxes? Or did they exist until the prince wish was reversed, having been alive for four days?
And they do come with knowledge and skills and stuff, the dancers can dance etc. So they come with some kind of identity.
But who are they?! Do they have names? Parents? High school crushes?
And why am I the only one asking the REAL questions??
This rambling nonsense brought to you by the fourth day of insomnia in a row.
Maybe my blog should have a subtitle āmay make references only people who lived in the 90s will knowā.
I meanā¦ I made a Cheers reference once.
AU where things are the same but they are on a reality TV show.
Close enough.
[Audience cheering. Theme music plays.]
Jerry Springer: Welcome to the show! Today we have a consulting detective, his best friend, and the wife whoās been keeping more secrets than either of them. Please welcome Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, and Mary Watson!
[Audience applauds. Sherlock looks annoyed. John looks uncomfortable. Mary smiles politely.]
Jerry: Sherlock, why are you here?
Sherlock: Because my brother made me choose between this and therapy. I weighed my odds and thought this was the lesser of two evils.
Jerry: And has it been?
Sherlock: No.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, whatās the biggest problem in your friendship with Sherlock?
John: Well he did pretend to be dead for two years, that will put a damper on any kind of relationship.
Sherlock: You are still holding on to that? I came back months ago.
[Audience chatter.]
Jerry: Mary, youāve had some secrets too.
Mary: Fair enough.
Jerry: Former assassin. Fake identities. International operations.
Mary: When you say it like that, I sound kind of cool.
John: YOU SHOT SHERLOCK!
Mary: In my defense, I aimed carefully.
Sherlock: She did. It was very well done. Quite professional.
Jerry: Hold on. You got shot by your best friendās wife and youāre complimenting her?
Sherlock: Competence should be acknowledged in all its forms.
[Audience laughs.]
Jerry: John, who causes you more stress?
John: Honestly?
Sherlock and Mary: Me.
John: Exactly!
[Audience applause.]
Jerry: Final question for John, who do you love more ... Sherlock or Mary?
John: Iā¦ Iā¦
Mary: John?
John: Um... Err.....
Sherlock: well , John?
[John throws a chair and runs off stage. Audience starts chanting "Jerry! Jerry!]
Jerry: Well, weāve learned that friendship, marriage, and detective work are all complicated. And between that complication we might solve something bigger than crimesā¦ our love for one another. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other.
Sherlock: You only say that since the television network wants you to sound compassionate while they actively encourage scandal and shock value, potentially ruining peopleās lies and familial relationships.
[Jerry mimes to the camera to cut the feed and muffled sounds of a detective being strangled while the credits roll and the audience applauds.]
āThe entire Sherlock fandom is sustained on the ridiculous belief that itās perfectly normal to edit and reblog the same exact screencaps in hundreds of different waysā
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-sherlocksesĀ (x)
Thatās the point of my entire blog.
(via barachiki)
So my sister and I were chatting and within the conversation, she mentioned that I was a lesbian. I knew it took a bit for her to even say it, (she's awkward, not familiar with the space, and a little conservative) but that is how she identified me.
And I know she meant it earnestly, but to myself privately, I really hated her saying that. Because I don't feel like a lesbian! Belonging to a specific set of gender preferences (probably not the right word, but it's all I've got) really doesn't fit me.
And here I'm going to add the point that I am talking about ME. You do you, and I am happy for you for it.
I told her, equally casually, that I identify as Queer. I'm not bisexual, not a lesbian, not even pansexual. I don't think my brain works that way, it is not how I feel.
She recoiled at that... but I said it is fine, it isn't a bad word unless there is malice.
My wife is a lesbian, and that's great!
My best friend and his boyfriend are both gay, gold star (their words, lol) and that is also great!
Another friend is straight, and that's also also great! (he's the best ally that anyone could ask for)
But for me, labelling any category just kind of feels limiting. My eyes are open and my heart is taking chances. I think that is what made me come out in the first place.
I guess all i am saying is that if WORDS are holding you back, then don't use them. Use anything! Use feelings! That's what I did! And I ended up with the most amazing wife, and awesome friends, and people who love me for who I am.
I hope you peace and love for whatever stage you are in.
It took me a while to get there, but if I knew if I could have this, I would have come out a lot sooner.
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John arrives home to see that Sherlock had already solved the case and has moved on to other things.
After a few years practicing timing on the clarinet, John sat behind a drum looking completely out of his depth.
He quickly realized getting into a rhythm with his pounding required a very different kind of control than he was used to with his mouth.
(giggle)
