Chronic Procrastination

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

nice wound. Could use some salt though

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks