Procrastination is the Name of the Game

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

this is kind of what I mean by "I'll see a post by a smart left leaning regular woman, or a video essay by them, etc." and I feel like they're so close to getting it but don't touch the crux of the problem (I'm just remembering this one video essay I watched the other night really killed me in this way)... like the video essayist I'm thinking of was saying "don't be fooled, she has a multi millionaire husband who can fund this lifestyle" ...and? That's not the biggest problem, it's that he made her have an Elon Musk amount of kids and won't even take her to Greece when yes she actually is overworked I'm sure. Why aren't we talking about how overworked she is anymore? I feel like the men in these situations get a pass more than ever

i think you’re referencing ballerina farm! and your right!

"Tradwife" is a purposely political thing. Tradwives are not just out there baking bread or singing to the moonlight or whatever. They are trying to push sexism and strict gender roles. They advocate for the stripping of women's rights. They are often anti-vax, anti-intellectual, and homophobic. They shame women for giving birth in hospitals and discourage people to seek professional medical care. People have died because of them. They have killed and abused their own babies due to their political ideals. I won't be surprised when the 19th amendment is on the table in the next 2 years because they've already been talking about for the last 2. The fact that social media algorithms are constantly pushing them to the general public is NOT a coincidence.

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

What exactly are they sustaining here? The boss’s yacht?

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them