i love that hudson’s girlfriend was like goddamn ok you freaks, if you follow me on my personal instead of my business insta, i’ll show you my boyfriend’s tits
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i love that hudson’s girlfriend was like goddamn ok you freaks, if you follow me on my personal instead of my business insta, i’ll show you my boyfriend’s tits

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Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling
ilya scruffing shane to comfort both of them..............
Thinking about tpe Hollanov and alcohol.
Whenever they go out with the Centaurs after games, Shane will find a table and Ilya will head to the bar. That's how it has been since Shane signed with the Cens and none of the guys really think twice about it anymore, it's just the way they do things. Division of labour or whatever. But even as the night goes on, no matter how many rounds they get, Ilya is always the one who goes to the bar to order.
The reason behind it is simple. Whether Shane will be drinking tonight, what he will be drinking, and how much is Ilya's decision. It's his responsibility.
Ilya knows that if the decision was up to Shane he wouldn't really drink at all during the season and, most of the time, he respects that. The majority of the time, he'll return with a beer for himself and a ginger ale for Shane. But sometimes he'll bring over a beer for Shane as well. Shane will usually wrinkle his nose a little at the first sip but he'll always thank Ilya, regardless. Ilya usually makes do with one round for him but sometimes it's two or three and with every beer he brings over, Shane dutifully thanks him and drinks it.
A few times, Ilya has brought shots. He'll never bring Shane shots during times where they would truly impact his performance; never the day before a game, never when the pressure of the season is ramping up. But when their schedule allows for it and the mood strikes, Ilya will bring him shots. For no other reason than because he wants Shane to take them. He wants to watch the way his face scrunches up, like he bit down on a lemon. He wants to watch him sputter at the burn of the alcohol. He wants to hear him thank him for something he knows he didn't want. He wants to watch him get loose and sloppy. Sometimes he just wants to see Shane drunk. And Shane is his. If Ilya wants to see him drunk, then he'll see him drunk.
On nights when Ilya buys Shane shots, he usually stays sober himself. At most, he'll have one beer before switching to Cokes. He wants to stay alert enough to make sure he doesn't make Shane overdo it and he wants to stay alert enough to get to enjoy Shane's lack of inhibition. He also knows that if both of them got drunk, they'd likely end up with a public indecency charge, because drunk Shane loves nothing more than putting his hands on his husband's body. He'll stroke up Ilya's chest, run his fingers through his hair, he'll hold his hand and hardly ever let it go. On more than one occasion he has fully crawled into Ilya's lap and stuck his tongue down his throat without any prompting.
Ilya will revel in the way Shane gravitates towards him when drunk, he'll whisper absolute filth in his ear just to rile him up, he'll push Shane to the edge, and then he'll take him home and fuck him the way Shane's been begging him to for the last hour or so. After that, he'll get Shane a glass of water and, when they wake up in the morning - Shane inevitably complaining of a headache - he'll make him breakfast and make sure Shane actually eats some carbs to take care of the hangover. Then he'll fuck him again, slow and drawn out, just rocking his hips at a leisurely pace, drawing it out until he's ready for Shane to come. After all, orgasms are the best remedy for a hangover.

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LOL but seriously release the hounds
where’s that post that’s like haha no but seriously release the hounds
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if you’re going to use ai to write/edit your fic for you (and the distinction doesn’t matter with generative AI, it’s all “generated” content), just fucking say it with your whole chest and tag it so people can avoid it if they so choose
if you’re okay using AI on a fic, then don’t be ashamed of it. and if you’re ashamed of it—why are you using it? why are you defensive when you get caught?
you cant do something that you find shameful and then get upset when you feel ashamed for getting caught

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i strongly believe that the people who do tarot card readings “for” hudson and connor need to be drawn and quartered
They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

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"we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" okay but the state recognises different category of "faggot" where one is "idiot womanchildren with delusions of grandeur" and another is "subhuman predators that must be excised from society posthaste" like neither are a great way to treat another human being but can we pleeeeeeease acknowledge the difference here
"stop queer infighting we're all-" okay so is this actually queer infighting or did a trans woman describe her lived experience in a way you didn't like