huge believer in the process

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

They let this man run an orphanage

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

tumblr users baffled by the concept of engaing with things that aren't YA fiction and fandom.

Hey guys, June 5th is coming up, and you know what that means: the anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s death! So don’t forget to set aside some time with your toilet to spiritually piss on his grave

Happy deathiversery to Ronald Reagan! Fuck you and everything you stood for!