huge believer in the process

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

I'm easily impressed, say Chornobyl instead of Chernobyl and we're kissing with tongue

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls