daily kira

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

Here's my real tip for anyone moving out on their own for the first time; when you buy a set of measuring cups or spoons buy ones that have the measurement engraved into the cup/spoon and do NOT buy ones where it's just printed on. Because that ink/paint/ect. can rub off and then you'll have a bunch of useless little spoons and cups you have to get rid of bcs they no longer say what size they are. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me that you wanna buy engraved ones.

something soooo funny to me about voldemort having been the top of his class in hogwarts. like he’s canonically the ridiculously smart overachiever type, even if he makes it seem effortless; i can’t stop thinking about voldemort in his full snakey form being scary and evil but then someone happens to ask a question about this or that and Oh Boy. suddenly the dark lord is quoting tomes from centuries past and referencing cutting edge academic theory across every subject you can imagine, im talking published literally last week in some obscure journal only actual academics read, and everyone just has to sit there while the supreme lord evil red eyed snake man takes a strangely enthusiastic detour into the minutiae of potential interactions between the disillusionment charm if cast at the same time the subject is under the influence of some kind of invisibility potion or something. because what does it mean to cross two aspects of illusion with each other, would these theorized effects extend each other’s capabilities or would they conflict with each other and thus weaken the other, what would happen if a third variable such as the polyjuice potion or a silencing charm is introduced, do these effects magnify, do they cancel, are these interactions entirely theoretical. he’s getting into the history of recorded interactions and the particulate interactions of potion and verbal magic and why This particular word invokes Thus thing when said in This cadence except under These circumstances... Etc. it’s all very fascinating to voldemort and if he’s been subscribed to half a dozen academic journals over the past several decades, well. it’s not his fault he was dead for like ten years. he’s just trying to keep up with the field

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Not by any means an original thought but Kirk abandoning every person he's ever faintly loved or had feelings for for his career and his mission then repeatedly being like "it doesn't matter just fire me strip me of my command if I lose Spock I'll lose literally everything including my soul don't even worry about it" is immensely important to me

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Disclosure Day (2026)

next challenge for white people when reblogging a person of color's post about being one do NOT leave "as a white person" in the tags

im gonna start questioning my color because wtf is wrong with white people

I. girlypop, isn't reblogging just to indirectly say you're white about the same?

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already