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not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze
Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.
Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.
“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
-- G. K. Chesterton
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The X-Files – 6.19: The Unnatural
many such cases
people who are gay: yeah i’m gay
people who are straight: yeah i’m straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
“James Tiberius Kirk has never seen a salad before and in fact has no idea what a salad even is” is such a GODTIER TAKE thank you for your service
I’m just reporting the facts!
and since this is actually the most important part of the TOS food document, I’ll reiterate the theory here for those who don’t wanna read the whole thing:
I think kirk just kinda tried to play it cool after he realized everyone knew what salad was but him, but really eating it with hands is a dead give away (especially considering we have seen him eat his colored food cubes WITH A FORK AND KNIFE)
i am losing my MIND at how he’s holding the lettuce leaf like a cigar
I think people are greatly underestimating how far James T Kirk will go to fuck with his crew.
There’s exactly one person in the universe that can make James T Kirk do something. There’s a lot of people who can convince him to do things, encourage him to do things, trick him into doing things, sure, but the only one who can make him do anything is Bones.
If Kirk is eating salad, it’s because Bones is making him do it because the ultimate authority of the ship’s doctor is the only starfleet regulation that Kirk will not break. So when Bones puts him on a diet, he can’t say “no.” The Kirk/Spock/McCoy relationship is a rock/scissors/paper situation, essentially.
So Kirk asks himself “What would Spock do in this situation?” and the answer is obviously “pretend you’ve never heard of the Earth-thing in question, play it 100% straight, and wait for McCoy’s head to explode.” He’s going to pretend he’s never heard of salad, and eat his lettuce like a cigar in front of McCoy’s face.
This is malicious compliance.

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack
Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.
Blitz bringing back plants from missions so that Stolas can have his little garden is likely canon now omfg THIS CARING BF///////////////

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the frustrating thing about the Epstein files is, while it should be a scandal and does morally implicate a lot of the people in them, a lot of the pop perception of the files is that literally everyone who is in the files is automatically a) themselves a pedophile, and/or b) actively colluding with Jeffrey Epstein.
this is not the case.
that doesn’t mean those people are necessarily innocent, but what they are guilty of (if anything) (a lot of people simply had business dealings with him unaware of his illegal activities and/or fell out with him after finding out he was a pedophile) in most cases is either enabling Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of teenage girls by turning a blind eye to it (not necessarily actively engaging in it) or hiring him to fix unrelated financial and PR issues, a lot of which was just excessively bland unjuicy boring business stuff, but some of which crossed over into illegal or immoral territory.
but the imagined image of a massive pedophile conspiracy ring spanning every industry with Epstein at its center is not evidenced by the Epstein files. it is a fiction, and conspiracism. Epstein was a bad person, and did a lot of bad things for himself, as well as some shady things for other people, but he is not the puppet master pulling the strings of every industry in America that people want to imagine him to be.
most people who buy into this narrative are not necessarily even talking about Epstein being a Jew or even consciously targeting Epstein for being Jewish, but it is not a coincidence that the paranoid fantasy they are being sold has coalesced around a Jew