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what's not clicking. it's on my person

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zaycheese

Universal star trek fic reading experience is going "He would not fucking say that" then scrolling up to the top of the fic, see it's tagged as AOS and going "Ohhhh he would fucking say that"

sappho-trek

Unfortunately one of my favourite Sulu's lines is only in the 'novelisation' of 'Balance of Terror.'

For context he is saying to this is the guy who is being racist to Spock because Vulcans look like Romulans.

idontwanttoboldlygo

I finally reached the article why I started reading this magazine and...

I mean. It WAS seminal. That Vulcan jizzed his pants.

Honestly I still have no idea how this aired, but if what we got was the tactful version, I want to know what he would have written without the danger of censorship.

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This works perfectly with that little essay on the t'hy'la footnote argumenting that Kirk's answer wasn't an answer at all (one of Kirk's "arguments" being that he wouldn't want to be thought of as a fool for choosing a partner who only would have sex once every 7 years). Also this member of Spock's legion of fans thanks you again Theodore Sturgeon...

It's definitely one of the best lines of all of Star Trek, period

orphetoon

to the other side of the lake

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silicon-nodule

Mirror mirror stuff I found hot

Part 2/?

Starting off strong with Jim smiling after he got beaten up. I’m a slut for his smile. If he smiled at me like that I’d melt.

666ftunderthestars

Can't believe they gave my girl Homura the nightcore thumbnail treatment in the new trailer

pimientosdulces

deltarunes

itsybitsyjoltik

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

Reading fate of the phoenix is so fucking funny because yes it is amazingly written but it's also so transparent that the entire plot has been perfectly engineered so that Marshak and Culbreathe can thirst over Kirk (well, James technically but same diff). Like yeah they've gone to this Romulan-adjascent planet that has a custom of... The ruling female keeping her favourite male as a pet... But like in the loving way... And... The Commander has to bring James so like... He won't be discovered aboard ship... So he has to pretend... To be her assigned malewife... And like... She and the ruler of this planet need an alliance so... Their beautiful pet malewives will... Wear nothing but loin wraps and... Serve them wine and food and... kneel before them and whisper into their ears and probably it's implied have sex with them after and... Uhh... Omne? Yeah no this is still about him. This is all to stop Omne guys trust. (Oh also she and James fight over who tops. Canonically.)

#also the commander randomly mentions that there is virtually no major biological differences between the sexes #and all perceived difference is inherently engineered socially #yes spit your feminist theory #and then make Kirk strip and feed you grapes or whatever #I love these two authors sm #star trek #start trek tos #james t kirk #the price of the phoenix #fate of the phoenix #romulan commander

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nicodisonbeamattack

Given that she has to raid a JSDF base anyway each loop and her pathological hatred of any pleasure distracting her from The Mission ™, it is very likely that she ate nothing but MREs for the entire decade in the loops

forecast0ctopus

they fucking harnessed him

pinnipetal

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

dualcasterjay

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

juneberryjammin

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

silicon-nodule

I’m stealing this part from my other fic for another one

hauntedhousemd

Traumatized

#in the good way obviously

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im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

I can tell a lot from your hyperspecific thoughts about the triumvirate.. for example: who (if anyone) can tie a cherry stem in a knot with their tongue?

#star trek #star trek tos #as for me I think it goes like this:#Spock can (it's a task that requires focus patience and precision)#McCoy can (he's a southern charmer ok I know he can)#Kirk can't (because it's funny and I think it would annoy him that he can't do it even after studying rigourously how to)#i get the feeling I've posted something like this before... I swear it's just cause I'm eating cherries and no other pervy reason #although ...

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