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a character who truly, legitimately goes “but why does that matter?” about their feelings when someone who cares about them asks. and the sudden falling of everyone around them’s faces as they realize that this person doesn’t recognize themself as someone who needs or should be taken care of. i want Everyone to hurt. surprise at the idea, worry for them, horror at not having noticed. do you see this person who doesn’t think of themselves as a person?

op are you projecting

no i was reading a fic and got really really happy when this happened

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

something either is or isnt happening to me

We've been receiving a lot of complaints about the cursed food at the festival. We understand that this may seem unfriendly to humans but the practice has long been an important part of horns day traditions, even before it was called 'horns day'. There's a reason at every entrance to the site we've had multiple signs telling you to bring your own food, and all our messaging has included similar warnings. At the end of the day, we don't staff cursebreakers, and almost all curses reported have been temporary. We're sorry this may have ruined your horns day experience.

there should really be a disclaimer about the fact that the cursed food can in fact affect demons with partial human ancestry. it feels pretty fucked up that there isnt.

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

in the united states the last tuesday in may is known as go fuck yourself asshole day

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

Tip for when you're making stuff for your selfship: If you ever go "this might be too cringy/indulgent" you're doing it right and you need to continue. Make it more cringy. Now.

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user