i am here to disappoint

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

I'd believe in it more if they learned it from a dog, a creature that famously has more bones than their factory installed set

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think