i am here to disappoint

A question for the ages.

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

I'd believe in it more if they learned it from a dog, a creature that famously has more bones than their factory installed set

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter