i am here to disappoint

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

now i don’t know enough about omegaverse to say anything definitively but from what i have seen it certainly looks like it emulates insects much more than wolves.

like if you’re looking for an animal with strictly defined castes and extensive use of pheromones you are looking for ants i think

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce