i am here to disappoint

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

your cat was an honor to see in the window