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Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?
Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.
Literally saw it at work last night and didnβt notice. I did take a picture and just checked and yeah, itβs real
Yeah even if you have perfect color vision the "flavored" is invisible depending on the ambient lighting, I couldn't believe the audacity???
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Character: *mildly antisocial or troubled, yelled at someone once*
Fans: "aha! That's The Abuser(tm), the character archetype I invented that symbolizes the worst person to ever traumatize me"
Please either stop doing this or stop consuming media. You AREN'T supposed to engage with stories entirely by finding all the slots you can project your own life onto. If this is what you've normalized how do you even listen to personal stories told to you by friends? Are you the type of person who just waits for your turn to reply with something you thought was similar in your life?
βice water makes you sickβ βice water gives you stomach crampsβ iβm sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals
AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.
You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.
Yeah, most people havenβt and never will so this wonβt actually happen to me.
This misinformation is actually dangerous. If you drink ice cold water after workout, you can freeze and crack your gut mucus that protects you from your own digestiΓ³n acids and could create an ulcer.
in drinking ice water, you are functionally adding several ounces of 32Β° f water into a solid body of 100+ lbs at 98Β° f.
that water is not doing jack shit to your stomach lining, your body is simply too much of a thermal reservoir. the water is already increased significantly in temperature by the time it reaches your stomach.
in order to actually freeze anything inside your body you have to be drinking liquid nitrogen. ice water is fine!
it might make your stomach nerves uncomfy if you're super sensitive or not used to it, but it's not actually doing you physical harm
also note for everyone under extreme heat this summer who has access safe to ice: you can just hold an ice cube in your mouth to cool yourself down. it's good for you
Why would anyone in the world think that water liquid enough for you to drink is going to instantly freeze anything in your body on contact.
This thread is the first I'm ever even hearing there are misconceptions about drinking cold water?? And it's being discussed like this has always been a topic that exists?!
You gotta stop calling people "christofascists" who are obviously going to either dismiss it as baseless nonsense or just take pride in the label anyway. "Christfucker" on the other hand offends both types of person.
Do people even know how casually and pervasively U.S. christians believe actual witchcraft and demons are a tangible everyday threat? Because it should be horrifying that these people just walk around thinking that way.
This isn't harmless religious freedom, it's an untreated ongoing mass hysteria dangerous enough that these people have zero business ever touching any form of educational work, medical work, law enforcement or politics and yet they outright dominate those last two. Your local state senators quite possibly think little goblins from hell are as real as like, seagulls. And they think you're possesed and brainwashed under their* influence for not agreeing with them.
*the demons, not the seagulls...but maybe?
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iβm gonna be on holiday for the next two weeks! so expect replies to be slower and for me to be online lessβ¦ (art unrelated! personal doodle ft mine and Torifloopβs OCs)
People are like βitβs so beautiful no clouds at allβ it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest
How dare you leave this in the tags.
pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.
like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao
guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.
this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.
ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.
i declined.
shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.
This is a thing of beauty
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this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime
can i get an amen break burger
here you go & have a great burgrer
this post is worth more than your entire gimmick blog
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
β False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
β True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
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no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever
really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.
also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.
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