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boviboy

doodes b4 i sleep

boviboy

doodes b4 i sleep

evilvillain123456789

Yo (friend in passenger seat is fast asleep, hits him on the shoulder) YO check this out bro, the billboards in North Carolina are DIFFERENT i swear

friend: whuh-(he wakes up & glimpses us passing a billboard on the side of the highway with his face & full home address)

samthecookielord

Out shopping for conspiracy board materials

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boviboy

beastie beastie ball

robdogdraws

Throw her

bogleech

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

kisaxiii

Literally saw it at work last night and didn’t notice. I did take a picture and just checked and yeah, it’s real

bogleech

Yeah even if you have perfect color vision the "flavored" is invisible depending on the ambient lighting, I couldn't believe the audacity???

bogleech

Character: *mildly antisocial or troubled, yelled at someone once*

Fans: "aha! That's The Abuser(tm), the character archetype I invented that symbolizes the worst person to ever traumatize me"

Please either stop doing this or stop consuming media. You AREN'T supposed to engage with stories entirely by finding all the slots you can project your own life onto. If this is what you've normalized how do you even listen to personal stories told to you by friends? Are you the type of person who just waits for your turn to reply with something you thought was similar in your life?

godlessondheimite

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

theclockwitch

AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.

You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.

godlessondheimite

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

rhulyon

This misinformation is actually dangerous. If you drink ice cold water after workout, you can freeze and crack your gut mucus that protects you from your own digestión acids and could create an ulcer.

bunjywunjy

in drinking ice water, you are functionally adding several ounces of 32° f water into a solid body of 100+ lbs at 98° f.

that water is not doing jack shit to your stomach lining, your body is simply too much of a thermal reservoir. the water is already increased significantly in temperature by the time it reaches your stomach.

in order to actually freeze anything inside your body you have to be drinking liquid nitrogen. ice water is fine!

it might make your stomach nerves uncomfy if you're super sensitive or not used to it, but it's not actually doing you physical harm

bunjywunjy

also note for everyone under extreme heat this summer who has access safe to ice: you can just hold an ice cube in your mouth to cool yourself down. it's good for you

bogleech

Why would anyone in the world think that water liquid enough for you to drink is going to instantly freeze anything in your body on contact.

This thread is the first I'm ever even hearing there are misconceptions about drinking cold water?? And it's being discussed like this has always been a topic that exists?!

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bogleech

You gotta stop calling people "christofascists" who are obviously going to either dismiss it as baseless nonsense or just take pride in the label anyway. "Christfucker" on the other hand offends both types of person.

bogleech

Do people even know how casually and pervasively U.S. christians believe actual witchcraft and demons are a tangible everyday threat? Because it should be horrifying that these people just walk around thinking that way.

This isn't harmless religious freedom, it's an untreated ongoing mass hysteria dangerous enough that these people have zero business ever touching any form of educational work, medical work, law enforcement or politics and yet they outright dominate those last two. Your local state senators quite possibly think little goblins from hell are as real as like, seagulls. And they think you're possesed and brainwashed under their* influence for not agreeing with them.

*the demons, not the seagulls...but maybe?

tiktoksforlosers

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tessellated-sunl1ght

@dualclock joypost for you

zilluzion

ready for adventure 🌸🌤️

i’m gonna be on holiday for the next two weeks! so expect replies to be slower and for me to be online less… (art unrelated! personal doodle ft mine and Torifloop’s OCs)

olyoil2-deactivated20250812

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

holoprisms

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

freebagels

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socialistexan

vitabreva

themummersfolly

How dare you leave this in the tags.

charlesoberonn

slowspinningredemption

pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

slowspinningredemption

like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

slowspinningredemption

guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

slowspinningredemption

ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

slowspinningredemption

i declined.

slowspinningredemption

shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.

dovewithscales

This is a thing of beauty

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