Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

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βThe LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that heβs the most boring average person in the world. Itβs impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if sheβs female sheβs already SOMEthing, because sheβs not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but itβs weirdly prevalent in childrenβs entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, whoβs a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new charactersβ is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?β
β Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)
The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
and
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.
wild way to say "kill yourselves"
But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)
Okay wait how did you leave out:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.
Salt levels critical.
The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the βhealthy cohortβ effect.
Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
Who did you steal your shoelaces from?
Obama
Whoever is current US president
A non-US president (put in tags)
jeez. sorry you didn't like it.

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in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with βitβs like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.β This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. Weβd love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isnβt a real guy I can invite to a party.
NEEDπTHATπMANπPREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 1
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus)
Stanley 'Stan' Pines (Gravity Falls)
PROPAGANDA:
[Victor]
"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.
If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.
Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."
"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."
"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."
"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."
[Stan]
"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."
"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."
"Gotta get both twins knocked up."
"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."
"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."
"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"
Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VOTE VICTOR THE OG MPREG METAPHOR THAT BRATTY BITCH DESEVES IT
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HE CANT LOOSE HERE PLEASEEEEE
EVERYONE GO VOTE VICTOR AT ONCE
NEEDπTHATπMANπPREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)
Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
PROPAGANDA:
[Leon]
"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. π«πΌ bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."
"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."
"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought Iβd do my part."
"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."
Leon propaganda from last season
[Dean]
"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."
"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."
"Heβd be hotter and that's enough."
"THE OG OMEGA!"
"Heβs called himself Sam's mother, he said heβs nesting, heβs great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."
"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. Heβs The Omega tm."
Dean propaganda from last season
How the fuck is DEAN WINCHESTER losing an MPREG POLL on TUMBLR????!!?!!
Guys please vote for Dean, he's the OG omega.
GUYS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE HELP DEAN WIN WHAT THE HELL?
In all seriousness he would act as if he hated it but later on couldn't hide his genuine excitement about having a kid. He'd love it, just remember him with Ben, with Claire, with Jack. He loves kids and him having his own would literally fix him.
As much as I love Kennedy..PEOPLE. WE R LOSING OUR ROOTS.
REMEMBER. ITS DEAN MF WINCHESTER. THE PRIME OMEGA WHO LAID (Cas sadly could not in fact get that ass) THE FOUNDATIONS OF AO3 AND THE O/B/A DYNAMICS.
NEEDπTHATπMANπPREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 14
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Enkidu (The Epic of Gilgamesh)
Data (Star Trek)
PROPAGANDA:
[Enkidu]
"He seems like he'd enjoy it. ;)"
[Data]
"data was MADE to be a father. he has several precious interactions with children throughout the show and even his OWN DAUGHTER. he is endlessly kind and patient, he treats children with respect, yet sets firm boundaries. he is the greatest father any baby could ask for. and more importantly he is also DEVOTED to his quest to Become More Human, to learn about humans, live among humans, experience human experiences, as a human would. he was even present when his friend Deanna went into labor, because she trusted him and knew he would be curious about the experience. if ANYONE'S gonna figure out how to get an android pregnant, it will be DATA HIMSELF. he's in it for the love of the game and the love of humanity and his love of children. let the android get pregnant i say.
he should've birthed lal thank you for coming to my ted talk."
"HE DESERVES IT. It would make him so happy, and Spot would get a friend. :)"
Data propaganda from last season
lets go trekkies !!!!
the strange mix of joy and heartbreak when you delete your banger posts.
update: i just realized that even after you delete a post people can keep reblogging it. oh no. THIS WAX WINGED FUCKER FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN.

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Most Beloved (non-canon) Queer Ship Tournament - Round 3
Which queer ship do you love more?
Merlin and Arthur (BBC Merlin TV Show)*
Cloud Strife and Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII)
how dare you make me choose
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If not boyfriends then why boyfriend shaped?
Most Beloved (non-canon) Queer Ship Tournament - Round 3
Which queer ship do you love more?
Merlin and Arthur (BBC Merlin TV Show)*
Cloud Strife and Zack Fair (Final Fantasy VII)
how dare you make me choose
Disclaimer: This tournament is based on submissions! Please respect all identities, characters and fandoms! Hate or aggressive language (even if jokingly) will get you blocked instantly!
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they donβt have bodies anymore. one ofΒ βem should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be β¦ her π³
kind of a milf. reblog
What month were you born in?
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February
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September
October
November
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if itβs more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. Iβm also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didnβt just make up the numbers. So. Behave
I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.
As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

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Voting Guide for the 2026 U.S. Midterm Elections
I know the midterm election is not until November 3, 2026, however I want everyone to be prepared and not say that they "didn't know" or "couldn't figure it out". This is a guide for everything you need to know about voting in the U.S. in the next major election - the 2026 midterm. I will be updating as needed. If you have a question about voting, registration, or anything else please send me an ask or message. State specific deadlines and info listed under the cut! Even if you have a super unique situation, I will absolutely research it for you!
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Do not forget to vote in primaries and special elections.
They tend to be lower turnout, so you and your friends can have a lot of say if you just turn up.
Every time I'm reading a fic and Ilya folds Shane's clothes I actually just have to take a fucking minute.
It's such a perfect epitomisation of who he is as seen through Shane's eyes - caring and kind and perceptive and warm and considerate and loving - and so antithetical to who he is as seen through his own - selfish and lazy and weak and cruel and undeserving.
Like idk i hope somehow Ilya knows there are tiktoks on how to correctly pronounce his name and fanart of him being kind to children and fanfictions where he folds Shane's clothes without being asked. And I hope people who see themselves in Ilya remember that someone is seeing them through Shane's eyes too.
(i had to include the tags too)