*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

The twang accent in country music is so corny to me

i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

But you can if you want to

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

They literally sauled my jimmy...vince gilligan you will be punished for this

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

Hi everyone welcome to my mourning routine,

I start the day by weeping for my husband who has been gone for years, and then i start working on my burial shroud to hold off my suitors

for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed