boys in books are better

typical gay couple

Fuck me that’s a good one

Another piece of diet culture to unlearn: that eating an "unhealthy" food negates the benefits of other nutritious things you've eaten. Put bacon and ranch on your salad? Congratulations, you still got a lot of fiber, that's great for your gut biome, and the veggies still contain nutrients. Finished up your dinner with a dessert? You still ate the dinner. You don't have to eat "pure" to take in nutrition from your meals.

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard

The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!

sometimes you just need to succumb to the whimsical urge to sit on an elevated surface high enough that your feet can't touch the ground and kick your legs back and forth aimlessly

You know what The best part of Pride and Prejudice movie is for me. When Elizabeth is reading a book and Mr Darcy says Ideal women reads and Elizabeth shuts the book with a loud thud.

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

There are two types of people in the world, civilized folks who hold the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other, and people who let the cord flop around all willy nilly, like a belgian.

Very specific rivalry going on here

imagine if people posted about the US like china and north korea. "nice picture, love the landscape (FYI I do not support the war crimes of the US government I just think this picture is nice!)"

pros and cons of 'making food'