Four for you Jaynelle.

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

Wtf

It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.

I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

SHIT WHAT

Never would have known

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

the bible but its retold in memes

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

Lol biblical memes

Fhdhdhdhdhdhsh

@indycrash

What.

Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen