What Is Truth?

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

woke up sad for no reason and the weather is not helping :(((

my mood has once again been salvaged by the presence of a very happy giggly baby on the bus

kurt vonnegut quote about buying envelopes remains undefeated as the #1 mental health hack

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Where's the disapproving EMT

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

Hey hey I love you! Yeah you! Who cares that I’m drunk??? I love you okwayr????

Oh yeah I forgot I did this. Sober me agrees! I love you!

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

the ocean was made of sprite also

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

I've been saying forever how bad suburban isolation is for people. They go from their house to a climate controlled car to the office and then the reverse. No wonder they get so angry at the slightest curveball and can't problem solve.