fuck grass*

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Major shout-out to men that craft. Dudes that knit. Fellows that felt. Bros that bind books. Cobbers that cross-stitch. Y'all are wonderful and I appreciate you.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck