icarus incarnate

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

This scene was a national treasure

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on