STAY STRANGE

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

to clarify, elf gf is erect because she had intended to get her dick sucked, but was sidetracked by my lamenting the destruction of kakashi's innocence. she is not enjoying this

normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.