This Is Not My Roof, But I'll Raise It.

Dudes be like “the man the myth the legend” and its just their pal greg

one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue

Barbie movie never said "we need to stop men" it said "we need to stop toxic masculinity" and if that made you feel called out I got some news for you

i have lots of flaws but i do at least take a fair amount of comfort knowing that, if i were a customer NPC in a fast food/retail management game, i would be one of the chill early-level ones that can wait a super long time before they start getting impatient, and you breathe a sigh of a relief when you see them show up in a harder level

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

yharnam

So the whole place is practically seeping with a poison that will slowly cause you to become an oily being with ragged, cancerous skin? My god, it really is Yharnam.

Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

Should we explain Apollo’s Dodgeball and Color Theory to the redditors or let them learn the hard ways?

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

yea these exact fucking pictures

My God they actually look like dogs now

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️