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My buddies died so I was alone and was saying “Ah! My buddies are dead and I’m alone!” So then I do a sick spin move and I go to where they died and one of the bad guys was like “Ah I’ve found you! Eat lead!” So then I shot him with a fusion rifle. Then the next guy was like “HEY THAT WAS MY FRIEND!” And then I threw a knife at his face. Then their last friend was like “Oh no! Joel! You hate knives!” (The guy with the knife in his face was named Joel.) So then I told Joel’s friend “Forecast calls for fusion rifle!” And then I shot Joel’s friend with a fusion rifle. Victory slide for style points.

Cue the boss music

Boys only want thing…

Waking up after forgetting to refill the humidifer