you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i love it and hate it when a character in a story is so obviously created to be cool and awesome and then i do think they're cool and awesome. like fuck, yeah, ok, they're fucking epic. swag as hell. you got me you coolbaited me ok? i'm coolbaited.

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

there's art inside me trying to get out

it's crazy the amount of character analysis horniness can inspire

you have to be careful, though. reckless boner-based interpretations can result in the development of a "the onceler"

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible