Aaaw, shit.

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

6/10

can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.

Raiden is a diegetic video game character who is an anxious millennial being told to replicate the past while living in different circumstances who is a parallel between the player obediently accepting the limitations of the game and a soldier taking orders. And he gets sexually harassed by the president of the United States of America.

don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

@raccoonmilf hey this is your part of the world!