I'm Trying My Best

Batman already has adoption papers and is ready to get him in the bat family immediately.

“He uses gadgets, his costume is inspired by the creature that gave him trauma. And his parents are gone, this is my jurisdiction.”

Superman jumps in

“He is a ray of sunshine and carries the heavy weight of responsibility to use his powers. Not to mention he has super strength and inspires others. This falls into my camp Bruce.”

That’s when WonderWoman steps in

“He ties up criminals and does what is best for others, he also has incredible senses. If honed he would be an amazing warrior.”

Superman and Batman point out that he is a guy.

“Warriors come in all genders, I am allowed one”

What gets unexpected is when OTHER members of the justice league reveal their interest.

Flash shows interest.

“Science experiment gone wrong, lost someone close to him, AND he is fast. We add some speed force and he fits right in with the flash family. Plus our rogues galleries are much more fitting”

Hal Jordan and the lanterns even chime in

“His will power is impressive, he should be part of the lantern corps, he already has the responsibility aspect baked in.”

Zatanna even pops in pointing out how he has “Magic” inside him so therefore that falls into HER area.

It’s a full on argument.

Meanwhile Spider-man is chilling with the teen titans

“And you guys have a whole building?”

“Yep.”

“And rent is free?”

“Yep, it’s all covered.”

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.