L2Swizzle

I hate furries but if i was a furry i would be the coolest one and my fursona would be awesome and my paws would be cute :3 fuck all that shit tho

The fact the we know chameleons exist means they’re stupid idiot failures

Youtube got some new videos

When you drink a lot of water and your tummy goes sploosh sploosh

to whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

Me asking the plug if the Xanax is glutten free

New flirting method where you just have a crippling panic attack infront of them

feds kicking down my door only to realize there was a bucket of water above it and now they’re all wet

Me on jeopardy: i dont know

Dudes be playing nba 2k23 but they be 23 with less than 2k i(N) their (BA)nk

The music stopped in the club and every one heard me opening my velcro wallet

*Getting backshots* hes right behind me ,isnt he?

Dudes be wearing rick owens but be OWEN their landlord RICK unpaid rent money