lacks empathy

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

Day 81 since my daring escape from the rapidly sinking maze of entangled highway systems known as Houston, Texas. My rations (the approximately 200 Walgreens-brand allergy relief capsules I dumped into a sandwich bag out of my roommates' bottle of approximately 600 Walgreens-brand allergy-relief capsules) are depleting steadily. I will soon have to traverse the wilds (different Walgreens) for more supplies. I'm sneezin' like all get-out because our fuck ass upstairs neighbor's dog releases insane amounts of dog spores or whatever the hell it's called. Her dog is crazy polliniferous, is what I mean. Dander, I guess is what it is when it's animals. Anyway. Don't tell my old roommates I took so much of their allergy medicine. I love you.

Thank you for calling meeee <3 press 1 to speak to meeee :D or hesitate at all for an orbital strike on your location

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

nine inch nails closer kids version: I wanna pet you like an animal

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared