25 Best Friends (and The Ghost of Brady Tkachuk)

The thing about the Ottawa Senators is that they simply cannot be trusted

BUT ALSO: They're just doing this based off of elevation, which isn't representative of the actual distance to the Moon because Earth is a sphere! And now I have a compulsion to figure out what the real ranking is because I have two and a half university degrees in this area

Okay I thought I had it but realized I made a critical error, so STAND BY

BUT ALSO: They're just doing this based off of elevation, which isn't representative of the actual distance to the Moon because Earth is a sphere! And now I have a compulsion to figure out what the real ranking is because I have two and a half university degrees in this area

Okay I thought I had it but realized I made a critical error, so STAND BY

let's all think about trevors permanently soft penis

no but actually we need more fics that accurately represent the realities of transition wrt penile/vaginal atrophy

BUT ALSO: They're just doing this based off of elevation, which isn't representative of the actual distance to the Moon because Earth is a sphere! And now I have a compulsion to figure out what the real ranking is because I have two and a half university degrees in this area

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

and like yes, you’re allowed to have fun on the internet, we should want more inclusive and diverse spaces in sports fandoms, but liking/being okay with rpf is not a “woke” take. rpf should never even be in the public eye enough for non-enjoyers to perceive it. and that’s what fucking pisses me off because so many of these hockey twitter accounts which yes, are minorities in terms of typical hockey fan demographic, treat rpf and fourth wall breaking like they’re allowed to because it’s some sort of way of diversifying the fan experience? of course you can have takes such as combating heteronormativity like not assuming nhl players are straight, but public quoting the jdtz ski lift picture with “suck a dick or stop queerbaiting” is absolutely not that either, if anything that’s harmful to marginalized communities AND breaking the fourth wall AND fucking annoying. the main issue here is just that these people are making jokes and bits on public accounts on a very popular site in which they share a fandom space with pretty conservative fans who will then have explosive reactions whenever the two clash which is often and it turns into a horrible mess of political takes mixed with rpf morality fireballs. like oh my fucking god, get it through your damn head that rpf will be badly perceived by 95% of the general population and that has nothing to do with political affiliation. the critical thinking machine is broken.

i think the whole trans women in sports thing is particularly insidious because it pretends to be about something trivial (note the casual misogyny of disregarding women's sports in a country that's obsessed with athletic spectacle) when it's really about what we are allowed to do with our bodies and what relationships we're allowed to have with other women. even if it all came down to leisure, it's deeply disturbing that so many people are ready to authoritatively say how I'm allowed to use and enjoy my body and with whom i can do so.

Claude avenging his problematic son