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This world is just toooo funny yall. But it’s really not a laughing matter at all is what’s crazy about it all

it should require a doctorate to make a post about a real world topic online. actually just put all social media on the nasa computers only. the rest of us will finally be free to browse all of the world's loveliest personally hosted blogs run by all of our world's most passionate middle-age shutins

who will all have doctorates of course

isabelle huppert can i make you cheesecake... mmmmmmmm biyatch . With extra strawberry sauce on top.

Another day of looking but not seeing, hearing but not comprehending

Jumping but not popping

using “🐵” as a shorthand for replying to someone by monkey leap latching on their face & biting & tearing at them wildly