ALL HAIL THE PLATYPUS EMPIRE!

All this site ever talks about are Italian Grandmas, where’s the appreciation for my Italian Found Grandpas?

I got two neighbours in their 70s and 80s respectively and they’ve both taken a wild interest in my orchard because they both used to plant stuff and now they’re living vicariously through mine, checking on progress, helping out, trying to teach me stuff except most of the time they have wildly different opinions on how to spot bastard branches on tomato plants and I’m living for the drama

We were plowing the field today when one of them asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend when I’m already 25 and I went “Men are trouble”, you know, like a lesbian, and he just stopped for a second, thought then dipped his hat. “Now, that is true” where else would I get this?

just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man...not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known...about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

[text ID: My mom honks her car horn every time she drives past the cemetery her friend is buried in. This is what I think love is: everlasting. Deathless. end ID]

Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

Smart and stupid gang rise up. I am a college graduate and I look at an analog clock like it is a fucking math problem

actually as simple as it sounds i think a big step in autism acceptance would be to respect people's wishes. everyone's. not just people you "know are autistic".

We should bring back that genre of fanfiction that’s just a bunch of bitches living in a house. That shit rules unironically

just watched spiderverse again so here’s another hot concept: now that the multiverse is all blendy, portals start popping up everywhere in new york. it’s usually only for a few seconds, just long enough for a Villain of the Week to fly through and a spiderperson to swing in and punch them back into their dimension, sometimes with an assist from their new spiderman. nyc quickly settles into its new normal and starts debating which spidey team up is the coolest. meanwhile officer jefferson davis is starting to get real annoyed with the homeless-looking guy who keeps wandering through portals to “check up on” spiderman

#peter panics and says everyone from hs dimension can do that

hello did someone say into the multiverse by @deniigi