gender witch

it was a pleasure being Mexican with you guys

um why did Beyoncé just randomly finally release donk???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

a tumblr mutual is a type of trinket

Im a huge misandrist but guys id rather have a guy than cockroaches. It really goes bear > man > cockroaches. Theres nothing, besides perhaps worms of some kind or aphids, that i would like to find less in my house than cockroaches.

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.