gender witch

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I don't think it's far-fetched at all to say the academy nominated connor for his snl hosting gig as a way to also recognize his performance in heated rivalry. which is pretty fucking amazing. his performance moved so many people that the academy found a way to nominate him despite the fact HR was ineligible. his power

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back

it was a pleasure being Mexican with you guys

um why did Beyoncé just randomly finally release donk???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right