gender witch

a tumblr mutual is a type of trinket

Im a huge misandrist but guys id rather have a guy than cockroaches. It really goes bear > man > cockroaches. Theres nothing, besides perhaps worms of some kind or aphids, that i would like to find less in my house than cockroaches.

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em