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music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable

theres even talk of albums. performances

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

ooooo i have to find grace for myself in the way that i find grace for others i have to find grace for myself in the way that i find grace for others i have to find grace for myself in the way that i find grace for others

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.