Max

all my haters turn into tomaters in my mysteriously well-fertilized garden of success

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

white people be like i got my dad into charles mingus

when i go outside i become the friend who is too woke. when i go on tumblr i become the friend who isnt woke enough

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)