In case I don't see you

his original lore is that he's a demon pretending to be a sheep/goat thing that means getting his wool shaved and milked

i was originally going to give him a cute face but his scary kinda elongated look makes him more endearing

Please don't return me to the store

one time a being of pure light & truth appeard to me and started saying some bullshit but i ignored it

what are three thousand things you associate with me

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

i love you writers with intellectual disabilities. i love you writers who have a limited vocabulary. i love you writers who struggle with grammar and sentence structures. i love you writers who struggle with executive dysfunction. i love you physically disabled writers. i love you writers who have to have someone else do the typing/writing as you speak outloud. i love you writers who repeat themselves. i love you writers who have to take frequent breaks. i love you writers who are on hiatus. i love you all so, so much.

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing