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ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,
1. canonically female (no variation)
2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)
3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)
?
yes
no
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Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it
All I draw now is yaoi, low effort jokes, or a combination of both.
Bonus.
Are you reading the new bishop series? Because holy shit
No, I have not been, but I'm fine with spoilers if you want to explain the "holy shit" moment
If you like flamequake
Behold SKIPPING STONE!
So they just put Brotherhood members together in a blender, huh? Wild.
(To be honest, if I was gonna give Blob a genetically engineered child with another man, I'd be combining him with Unus instead)
Instead of being king. Erik just...starts a school on Genosha. So he basically kidnapped former X-men to be the teachers.
Bobby, Mimic. Kitty. Guest staring Colossus and maybe Rogue.
Erik: Okay name
Kitty: You know my name! You helped pay for my college tuition!
Erik:
Erik: Name
Kitty: ugh kitty pryde. Bachelor in computer engineering
Erik: JUST a bachelor's. Morph has a masters.
Kitty: I will kill you.
Erik: Agressive like a wolverine
Erik: …
Toad: …
Erik: What are your credentials even??
Toad: I just need some job man.
Erik: Janitor then.
Bobby: Dude come on don't be a dick
Toad: I um...build shit
Erik: Come back to me when you have a diploma! That reminds me. Send in John.
Pyro: I'm the worst person for this.
Erik: You're here to teach writing courses. Don't worry about it.
In fairness, Kitty is an actual genius. And Morph, much as I love them, is not.
Kitty probably has a PhD by now.
Meanwhile:
Toad: How am I supposed to get a diploma, then?
Erik: (writes tuition check)
Toad: (in tears)
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Tas Erik headcanon
Pyro: Where are you taking me!?
Erik: I'm getting you an education. It's bad enough I have useless mutants. I refuse to deal with stupid mutants! You're going to college!
Pyro: NO!!!!!!
Pyro: Oh wait this place is actually fun. Wow I'm learning great stuff. Oh god I love learning.
Pyro: RAVEN YOU EVIL BITCH
Erik" what will you do now?
Pyro: I um....I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK.
Erik: Oh
Erik: Well I'm glad you found your passion John.
Pyro: Hold up you knew my name the whole time!?
It's funny, I'm pretty sure Pyro is listed as having a degree in his Marvel bio, so he's apparently gotten some college.
Erik: Will your new book reflect all the knowledge and insight you've gained in your education?
Pyro: If by "education" you mean "horny frat parties", then yes. But there's some Wuthering Heights in there, too.
Marrow asking Maggot to be her sperm donor would go as well as you expect
Marrow: Okay.....here me out
Maggot: No
Marrow: Think of how baddass the kids would be!
Maggot: Oh well you put it like that. HELL NO!
Maggot: You really want this based on the result of Sinister manipulating our genes?
Marrow: Don't be ridiculous, it wouldn't be Sinister, I could talk Beast into it. That is if you don't want to do this the old-fashioned way.
Are you reading the new bishop series? Because holy shit
No, I have not been, but I'm fine with spoilers if you want to explain the "holy shit" moment
Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.
I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days
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I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice
Whenever you see someone being like "we don't mind when women enjoy or even create m/m content, we just hate fujoshis" you are being racist. If you mean "I hate the way some female fans treat gay men like fetish objects" then say that, and we can have a conversation based on that, but "fujoshi" is, I cannot stress this enough, just a word for any woman who likes M/M content, for better or worse. It may have started out as a reclaimed insult (by the way, the insult was based on "liking gay shit makes you perverted and sinful," not "please respect the humanity of gay men") but it does not make a distinction between The Good Ones and The Bad Ones. You just decided to No True Scotsman it and that the English word for that should describe The Good Ones and the Japanese word for it should describe The Bad Ones
Same goes for the people I saw just the other day whose discord server explicitly disallowed "Yaoi" but said that M/M content was allowed. What they meant was "M/M content is allowed as long as it isn't pornographic and fetishistic." What they actually said was "M/M content is allowed, but M/M content is strictly forbidden," and expected you to understand that the Japan-Adjacent term has porn/fetish connotations while the English-language term for THE SAME THING refers to the "normal, non-perverted" version.
It'd be like if you used the word "cartoons" to refer to all Family-Friendly animation, regardless of style or country of origin, whether it's Japanese or American or French or whatever, and used the term "anime" to refer to all animated pornography regardless of style or country of origin. There's plenty of animated pornography that isn't Japanese! There's plenty of anime that's not pornographic! But this is the sort of thing you do when you say shit like "obviously women can read stories about gay men, but NO FUJOSHIS"
OP is correct and smart for saying this. this is related to/a subset of how people are about non-fandom foreign words, too, like how people say "Christians worship God (good), Muslims worship Allah (bad and scary)" when gues swh. gu. guess what. gues s w hat Allah mea. guess what the word "Allah" means--!!
They just don’t release the hounds like they used to
in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.
nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
And you are older than them
ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier
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sorry this ones a little weak i thinks. whats the consensus on this one chat
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