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Bobby, Mimic. Kitty. Guest staring Colossus and maybe Rogue.

Erik: Okay name

Kitty: You know my name! You helped pay for my college tuition!

Erik:

Erik: Name

Kitty: ugh kitty pryde. Bachelor in computer engineering

Erik: JUST a bachelor's. Morph has a masters.

Kitty: I will kill you.

Erik: Agressive like a wolverine

Erik: …

Toad: …

Erik: What are your credentials even??

Toad: I just need some job man.

Erik: Janitor then.

Bobby: Dude come on don't be a dick

Toad: I um...build shit

Erik: Come back to me when you have a diploma! That reminds me. Send in John.

Pyro: I'm the worst person for this.

Erik: You're here to teach writing courses. Don't worry about it.

In fairness, Kitty is an actual genius. And Morph, much as I love them, is not.

Kitty probably has a PhD by now.

Meanwhile:

Toad: How am I supposed to get a diploma, then?

Erik: (writes tuition check)

Pyro: Where are you taking me!?

Erik: I'm getting you an education. It's bad enough I have useless mutants. I refuse to deal with stupid mutants! You're going to college!

Pyro: NO!!!!!!

Pyro: Oh wait this place is actually fun. Wow I'm learning great stuff. Oh god I love learning.

Pyro: RAVEN YOU EVIL BITCH

Erik" what will you do now?

Pyro: I um....I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK.

Erik: Oh

Erik: Well I'm glad you found your passion John.

Pyro: Hold up you knew my name the whole time!?

It's funny, I'm pretty sure Pyro is listed as having a degree in his Marvel bio, so he's apparently gotten some college.

Erik: Will your new book reflect all the knowledge and insight you've gained in your education?

Marrow: Okay.....here me out

Maggot: No

Marrow: Think of how baddass the kids would be!

Maggot: Oh well you put it like that. HELL NO!

Maggot: You really want this based on the result of Sinister manipulating our genes?