you can love somebody without using your hands

the amount of coping about Lestat’s train scene with Claudia going on iwtv twitter right now oh my god. people posting “oh my god so excited for season 3 Lestat’s going to expose it was allll a lie… imprinted on Louis’s brain… by Armand of course…….” that scene was literally Claudia’s motivation for killing him. first of all. notably as the audience we receive no indication whatsoever that scene isn’t DIRECTLY corroborated by her diaries, which – sorry – we would have received if that was untrue. “ummmm I actually think the evil brown man is the cause of ALL problems faced by this poor sad white man” you have to be serious. He and his daughter tried to kill this man. Do you actually think Louis and Claudia just did that for no reason and then LATER got manipulated into remembering the bad relationship as being a bad relationship. the desire for some white man whose entire season 2 arc was literally ABOUT doing penance to have never done anything wrong ever in his life is seriously rotting some of your brains

It would be hysterical if it weren’t so annoying but I think some of you hate Armand so bad you’ve looped back into actually not caring about Louis as a dynamic and highly motivated character who has survived two different abusive relationships OR for that matter Lestat as a character who is capable of doing wrong. And I truly don’t think I understand what show you’re watching or why you enjoy it

well great news everyone. it wasn’t armand,

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

when you join a friend duo as the third person who kind of gets added at the end and you're like "this is great and they care about me as much as each other and they're normal also" thats the devil's voice speaking

With the results in, 38.7% of you will make Daniel Molloy’s mistakes!

I invested in Devil's Minion stocks without realizing Louis de Pointe du Lac was a majority shareholder