you can love somebody without using your hands

Both Armand and Lestat openly say they fell in love and entered a relationship with Louis solely because he had that sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn but then they DARE to complain and feel scorned when he's depressed and sad all time like "damn when will this bitch have a good day" um never that's why you wanted him in the first place guys these days (19th century) want a brooding tortured prettyboy but get upset when all he does is stand in the rain and gaze at the world in despair c'mon now what did you expect...you made your bed now lie in it

lestat making fun of fire island gays as if they werent terrorized by louis and armand for decades like u knoooow halfway thru a broadway play neither louis or armand are enjoying they start talking about buying a house on fire island and like men do start disappearing at house parties and armand does love to stand in the shadows watching louis kill empty headed male model number three and people talk about the elusive wealthy men who sometimes host legendary drug fueled orgies and claim they have bodies buried in the basement but nobody is sure if its true and yeah louis is sooo hot but like its not really worth it because if you get talking to him for too long you may start hallucinating or feeling like you are being followed for a month afterwards and theres always someone who doesnt make it back and so on but like they are really great parties this is what loumand is always up to

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

and at the end of the day it really comes down to i hope you marry that girl from your hometown and ill fucking kill her ill fucking freak out. like that’s what it’s about