Tubaiste Déghnéasach

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

i haven''t listened to 'take me to church' a lot over the years bc it was played so often in its initial popularity and i love other songs on the album so much more so it rarely makes it onto any of my playlists. but now i finally have a cassette player again and i'm listening to my tapes again ofc i just listen to albums straight through. and i'm like oh yeah. this song is incredible. like this song really is worth every bit of fame & acclaim. this song launched his mainstream popularity for a reason.

whereas 'would that i' was immediately my fav song on his second album so when its insane viral popularity took off on tiktok in 2022 & we got into the next era of hozier fame i was like hell yeah hell yeah. i love when my favs become fandom favs because then they always get played at the concerts >: )

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK