I'm Moby Goddamn Dick and you're swimming in my waters

@mina-logan

I'm loving how delusional we all are, like, Sam and Bucky are literally just standing next to each other in one singular shot and we're all celebrating like they kissed on the mouth

in my this cannot continue and yet it does era

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off