Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
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Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
whatever. go my fanfiction

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Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay
Could mean good things!
Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?
haha it’s funny you ask
I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry
I need to scream this from the rooftops:
IF YOU CAN’T GET A JOB, IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS DEEPLY BROKEN!!!!!!!!
The hiring process has never been great, but in the past couple of years it’s hit rock bottom. Ghost jobs probably outnumber real jobs on job sites. Recruiters and HR use AI which throws out 90% of resumes before a real human being sees them. And most companies are hellbent on holding out for a unicorn candidate- meaning someone who already knows how to do the EXACT role without any training while also accepting entry level wages- instead of investing in new people.
It’s fucking hard out there right now. You are not alone and it’s not your fault if you can’t get hired.
goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries
I do have a singular complaint about the sfawtde fandom and it’s that der is always always portrayed as the cool and smart serious one
1: that man plays so much Minecraft that he found a god in his computer. That is some true bottom of the barrel nerd shit
2: im convinced that if Avery got to the world first the story would be the same just role swapped. Like part 1 yeah we didn’t know much about him but come on yall just because he wasn’t focused on the disappearing mountain formula doesn’t mean he isn’t smart and obviously he can deal with serious situations we know that
3: bro was having fun with it. Like nobody says that shit the dialogue with der and the king at the end was just him bullying the bastard because a little trolling won’t ruin the plan
I say this as a person who really likes both of them tho. But yeah let him be silly on occasion. As a treat
(And again I go back to I’m convinced der is autistic do you want to hear my ted talk on that because I will yap happily)
DER IS 100% AUTISTIC OH MY GOD GIVE ME YOUR TEDTALK IMMEDIATELY LETS BOND OVER THIS
I do think Der could benefit from being blatantly a nerd outside of Minecraft heh, give Avery some spotlight because if Der hasn't seen the color of grass in half a year that deefinitely means Avery is more well adjusted than he is when it comes to. Kjnd of everything else. Its a streetsmarts/booksmarts idea I'm spinning around in my brain ykyk
Make Der be so silly outside of his little theatrical mc persona
Also what Avery doesn't have in know-how, he's got in persistence. He doesnt just stop when he gets stuck he finds another way around it, that imo displays intelligence, you gotta have a certain amount of grit to be able to encourage yourself to keep bruteforcing through. He finds his own way through puzzles instead of giving up just cus there's a wall blocking his path. Naahhh Avery's smart he's just got low self esteem that tricks the audience into thinking he's right abt himself, which is sad, also he's being compared to d3rlord3 and that cant be good for anyones esteem

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There's a whole video genre I've discovered of women, generally Latina, Asian and Philippina, sometimes Arab, doing general house cleaning. It's certainly an interesting cultural artifact to have entire minutes-long videos of women sweeping their earthen yards or doing laundry, but I like to get these glimpse into very different living conditions and expectations.
One thing that consistently feels very jarring to me is how these cultures that I think mostly have tile and cement floors go about floor cleaning. Every time they dump a bucket of soapy water across the floor and start scrubbing away, part of my mind goes OMG!, because you really cannot be doing that in the stick -built wooden houses I've grown up with and lived around.
Hell, we had to replace the vinyl flooring in the back entrance of the old house because it had all come up just from repeated exposure to wet boots and frozen chicken waterers thawing. It was just plywood subfloor for a while. In this house, there's a bit in front of the fridge where a seam is slightly lifted up from the old fridge leaking as it died. These are both relatively cheap floors, but most modern American houses just aren't designed to be slopping water around.
Personally, I use a spray mop, a sort of reusable, washable Swiffer wet jet kinda thing, and when I mop, the floors never get more than damp. And apparently "don't get water all over the floor" is very deeply ingrained in me. I just find that example of how taboo and material culture are inseparably entwined interesting.
Happy gay month guys now go commit crimes or smth
if this is everything
I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.
To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

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can you not tag your shitty emo posts as super monkey ball
love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
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*thunderous slam dunk noise*