Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
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Derek asks Avery out to a dinner date. Avery says yes.
whatever. go my fanfiction

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If you're a cis woman who thinks that TERFs have some good points about the biology of trans women, you should be asking them what they think about cis women who've had hysterectomies. You're gonna find that its all very similar to what they say about us.
For example, have you seen how they respond to this diagram of what the results of vaginoplasty look like?
They say things like "its a crime to call that a 'vagina!'"
You hopefully are able to notice that a cis woman's vagina looks exactly like that after getting a hysterectomy. That alone should be enough for you to see how TERFism is bullshit. But if it's not, go ahead and ask them about cis women who get hysterectomies, do they no longer have "real vaginas?" At best you're gonna get a bunch of "divine feminine" bullshit about how they still have the "unalterable spirit of a woman" or whatever (aka: pseudoreligious nonsense that shouldn' t ever be used to set laws and policies.) But you're also gonna encounter plenty of them that straight up tell you that such women have "rejected their biological imperative" and thus "rejected womanhood."
Because TERFism is rooted in conservative religious dogma and misogynistic bioessentialism. It's about as antifeminist as you can get.
If you're thinking "but cis women don't have prostates!!" You're right, they don't. They have Skene's Glands instead, which do literally the same exact thing: provide lubrication for sex. That's it, thats all either of them does.
Do I even need to elaborate how absurd it is to make your entire basis of "womanhood" hinge on whether or not the glands that produce arousal fluid come in a package of a bunch small ones or one big one? Like, y'all understand how patently absurd that is, right?
One of the first character interactions we see in Undertale is Toriel unknowingly attacking her son to save a human child she does not know. She leads the human through the Ruins by their hand to keep them safe (from dangerous monsters like her son) and prepares a room in her house for them to stay in (like the one her son lived in). We can call her “Mom” and she will let us (Flowey watches us the entire time.) She attacks us so we don’t leave (the Underground is full of dangerous monsters (like her son)), but when we make it out, Flowey is there to criticize what we’ve done (we’ve taken his mom) (we’ve killed his mom) (we RESET to save his mom) (our mom). She doesn’t know who he is. He put her to bed when she’d passed out on the floor and left a glass of water on her table (someone has to take care of these flowers).
Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
it's always funny when something gets a "live action adaptation" and 90% of what is on the screen at all times is CGI like bro that's still animated. tokusatsu is not going to kill you

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sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!
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TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ON-THE-SPOT ANALOGY FOR BEING ASEXUAL AND THE FIRST THING MY BRAIN SHAT OUT WAS "IT'S LIKE A WAFFLE MAKER"
Ways that sex is like a waffle maker:
1. Lots of people have one but you don't really think about it until they start talking about making waffles and you're like "oh shit they have a waffle maker"
2. Messy as fuck and you know what as far as I see it why even bother when you have pancakes, you don't need to bother with all those fluids and crevices with pancakes
3. WHY DOES EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING THINK YOU NEED ONE
4. Theoretically implied fun with whipped cream until it melts and starts soaking into shit
5. If you don't prep ur surfaces ur gonna have a bad time
6. It's fun in the kitchen but only on like special occasions cause again it's a pain in the ass to clean
7. ??? I prefer crêpes tbh I don't get it
Looking forwards to celebrating the 6th birthday of the post I made to describe a stance I was assured I'd grow out of by 13
Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...
and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

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People have real issues understanding why the absence of romance and sexual desire is such a big deal. "No one bothers you over your sexual orientation! You're basically a straight person!" No wrong. The older you get the more your life is considered a failure for failing to find a life partner and get your 2.5 kids in.
Like people make fun of middle aged women for not getting married or being divorced or "always the bridesmaid never the bride" and all like "oh she's desperate! No one wants her! Old maid!' but they become straight up hostile and upset when you tell them you never want to date.
Being unpartnered after your mid twenties is just like "oh what's wrong with you" and "don't worry you'll find your guy" "aren't you afraid of being alone" "who will take care of you" "you're running out of time to have kids" and no matter what you are or aren't people straight up don't understand that you don't want them.
so excited i finally got to give this to them so now i can show you guys what i made for my partner for their bday:
spoiler alert, they screamed when they saw it
Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
it does make me a little sad how often derek's intelligence is highlighted while avery's love and care isn't. like. they both do the "breaking through a block instead of solving the puzzle because thats easier" thing and i see people loving derek for his version but calling avery stupid for his. idk. they both end up in the same place but in different ways why are we making one better than the other.,.,,guhh
YES!!!! YOU GET IT!!!!
OSI OSI al fin dibuje algo chicos esto me llevo alrededor de 10 horas de chill pero creo que valió el esfuerzo a pesar que se vea sucio el dibujo ese es realmente el punto 🤺

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Dawtde/sfawtde art!!!
*dramatic sounds*