i dont eat dirt

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Careless location is fine usually because you can retrace your steps, roleplay having the object so you can figure out your own actions, and generally you’ll come across it naturally. Meanwhile Special location is like. If I staple it to the ceiling surely I will remember this action as it is novel and memorable. And then you forget anyway, and now the object is stapled to the ceiling for weeks because WHY WOULD YOU LOOK THERE.

WHAT omg i love them holy shit 💜💜💜💜

doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness

so what if tomorrows monday i have leftovers & maybe this week i will make soup. maybe ill see a cat. maybe each day will show me something worthwhile even if im tired & maybe i can enjoy it

if u are negative on this post im blocking u ! some of us are trying to get better

ungrounding exercises.

what are five things you can't see? can you breathe in and out really really quickly for me? what are your biggest fears and what are the fastest ways they might occur? slouch in your chair put your hands on your head and picture yourself using your psychic powers to kill everyone. shoot the nearest dog.

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

the ocean was made of sprite also

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

This is an objectively funny crime and the jury mostly agreed. Acquitted of all 7 felonies!