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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

My "I'd rather be drinking copious amounts of acidic and sugary beverages right now!" shirt did not go over well at my dentist's office

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the funniest injustice in aftg will always be that andrew gets eidetic memory instead of aaron. meanwhile aaron’s killing himself in med school studying to become a neurosurgeon. like imagine knowing your twin could literally recite the entire brain atlas from memory but instead he’s using that power to bully strangers and keep exy stats. aaron must have been so so pissed. i too would be bitter for life

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly