Whery

what the fuck man you cant do that

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

lost video request: anyone remember the video that’s footage of a deep sea crab goin around while rich gang - lifestyle plays

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

btw the best showing off Doffy being a narcissist is Doffy thinking Corazon was mute cause Corazon never spoke to him LMFAOOO

Doffy: hm he's not speaking to me hmm and who wouldn't want to speak to me hmmm must be mute

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place