kaylen ✨🍓

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

guess who ran errands without remembering to take off its kandi choker that said "stud animal" on it

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

@raingerr

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

pokes your hand with my wet nose. pokes your hand with my damp nose. pokes your hand with my dry nose. whines at you. drinks water and gets my nose wet again. pokes your hand with my wet nose. awrrroo...

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.

update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now

Actually, I rather like being trans

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve

@identifying-planes-in-posts ?

Piper PA-23 Aztec

Okay but HOW is the plane?

having a little swim 🤗💦🏖️🐬

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

IF I EVER DRIVE I NEED THIS

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"

the last bushi-doll