Gommeux

This is a loaded question , but Gommeux is happy to answer !!!!! I'm searching up the Top 5 ships according to popularity , then sprinkling in 5 of my favorites .... I assume you want me to provide my subjective opinions and rating , but I will try to keep it semi-neutral 🔆

(Jax x Pomni) Funnybunny - 5

I'm giving this a high rating , even though it's not exactly my cup of tea because of how strong of a basis the ship has . Pomni has bad taste in men which makes the toxicity really refreshing .... However I am a bad person so I really like more bite to my ships ? I would personally like it a lot more if Jax was a woman and they fought more ...

(Gangle x Zooble) Abstragedy - 5

Objectively my favorite of the most popular ships , I may have lied , I let a lot of dynamics I would otherwise not care for slip for yuri and yuri only .... The moment where Gangle catches Zooble and reassures them that the way things escalated was not their fault was really .... Hey Zooble , be careful , I want your girlfriend ....

(Pomni x Ragatha) Ragapom - 1

What ? I just contradicted myself ? Sorry .... I cannot see this ship within the lens of being mutual , and I do wish more came out of this relationship .... I really appreciate Ragatha's one-sided feelings , and I like the uncertainty within the first half of TADC series , but I don't point at my screen and giggle when they stand next to one another .... my apologies

(Jax x Ragatha) Bunnydoll - 0

I can't .... I can't .... I'm sorry ....

(Kinger x Queenie) Checkmates - 2

I didn't know there were so many fanfics of this ....? I understand , I really enjoy Queenie and like seeing content of her , but it's too wholesome for my liking .... I also can't really bring myself to see Kinger in this way , he's like my English teacher ....

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(Caine x Jax) Bunnyteeth - 0

This one sucks , I don't like it .... (if you want a serious answer , i made a condensed version here)

(Evil Jax x Jax) Jaxcest - 5

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(Zooble x Ragatha) Toybox - 5

Is this one canonically plausible ....? Debatable .... Do I have any grounded evidence besides pushing my dolls together to make them kiss and putting then in questionable situations ....? Well .... I suggest you watch The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa (2012) to find the answer to that

(Gangle x Jax) Ribbun - 5

Gangle is a Lesbian , Jax is a Heterosexual Cisgender Male (Transfem in denial) , their 12 year marriage will change your perception of love .... Unfortunately , the power dynamic here is entirely up my alley ....

(Gangle x Ragatha) Ribbonrags - 5