Kayleigh,no!

our age of dragon is collapsing

Get yourself a girl who sharpens your cock like a pencil sharpener

I am half my old length but so pointy, it's a self defense tool now

the app crashed three times trying to reblog this post

holy fucking shit

I hate all of you.

What in the fuck

@alsoapun i feel like i went through a religious experience

my phone is glitchign f and crdhshinf because of how flong this post is and i cant tyepe right

I think I’m having a stroke.

Trainfuck

Perfect post

I take it back fuck this fucking post.

I’m back from having not been on here for more than a minute the past few months and this is the bullshit I first see

Welcome back Tazzy

but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.

ESPECIALLY an issue when vampires very explicitly represent fear of outsider immigrant non-white invaders! Dracula can absolutely be read with a queer lens but we cannot let our desire for ~spooky gay stuff~ blind us to the very real xenophobia, antisemitism, and orientalism present in a LOT of the foundational media in vampire history! nor the racism present in modern vampire stories!!!

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio