Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism
hello vonnie
Noah Kahan
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YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents
Fai_Ryy
Doug Jones
Color Me Curious
titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
Show & Tell
The Stonewall Inn
Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account
It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"
sengi
wiggling my sengi
wiggling sengi wednesday
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
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my favorite thing on mouse/rat subreddits are people going "is my pet pregnant??" & then posting the most pregnant rodent you've seen in your life. yeah i think it might be.
your mouse looks like a lightbulb. congrats on the babies
Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.
They do it all classy though but still
Who would win
Miss Piggy
Angel from Buffy
It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point
im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this
they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army
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accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth
I love how in the books it’s never “Holmes woke me up” it’s always “I woke up and Holmes was just there”
working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
omg i'm so happy i found you again! i haven't been on tumblr in years and my silm fandom years are even further behind me. but i remember LOVING dwmp in like 2014-2016 and always being so excited when a new chapter would drop, i'm honestly counting it as a core memory media thing from my teenage years! just wanted to let you know how much i love it and to please never take it down! hope you are having a great day <3
hey there, welcome back and thank you! those really were some good times and I'm delighted that it was a good core memory for you. It was for me too, though there may be a circumstantial influence there as well. When you think about it, dwmp and the obama administration ended in the same year. Coincidence? Probably!
Anyway, thanks so much for your kind words and fear not, I shall let that thing stand unto the end of the archive. or the next obama administration, whichever comes first.
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One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
Brutalist maze, Seattle
its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.
Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.
