a liar like all elves and men

Javert is one of the funniest characters ever like. Man really is so black and white that once he processed that ACAB he really went…. ‘I am cop,,, therefore,,, I am bastard,,, therefore,,,’ only to then immediately address this by throwing himself off a bridge. Flawless praxis tbh

yes that’s so cute!!!!!!!! but i disagree

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

See what no one tells you about having parents who have been successfully polyamorous and active in the tri-state kink community for 29 years is that as their adult child, there is a high probability that at any event you go to someone will have slept with one or both of your parents. There is no escaping this. They've been doing it for decades. They've lain claim to like half the east coast

gumshoe/edgeworth undernegotiated long-term findom arrangement (pauses, looks around, thinks for a minute) gumshoe/edgeworth undernegotiated long-term findom arrangement.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking