a liar like all elves and men

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

I'm touching the beast that's slouching towards Bethlehem right now and it's smooth as hell

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

The purpose of a Tumblr poll bracket is to engineer a situation in which 562 people will agree that hotdogs "beat" Last Year in Marienbad (1961), which itself has recently defeated the chemical compound phenyl ethyl salicylate, which toppled the kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD), which killed the velvet worm that put an end to planking, and so on.

i don't go there but i don't mind the postcards

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

who the fuck is harry du bois. just kidding. this was about him

sorry. i felt like lying for more notes. whos harry du bois