Quick popularity question cuz my friend wanted to know, in Skyrim, who do you like more?
Maiq The Liar
Rune
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.

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Quick popularity question cuz my friend wanted to know, in Skyrim, who do you like more?
Maiq The Liar
Rune

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You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.
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its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie
curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.
@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.
@alilcajun @aralioideae
a couple of challengers emerge
You are all fucking madmen
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
"The late bird gets the much cooler 'night worm'"
"only 'bird' that gets MY 'night worm' is my very pun ctual wife!"
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
this post contains:
1 clown!
4 mimes!
Mercury Venus
Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn
Nuranus Weptune
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
legit excited to see this come around again
Holy. Shit. I haven’t seen this in over ten years

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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines
"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832
victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

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Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice