From the Ceiling, with Love

What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

Still iconic

WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?

a fun fact about trapinch is that we all love him

He stops and looks both ways?!?

If you think for one fucking second that all my pokemon wouldn’t be sitting at the table, you’re just wrong. Dinner is a fucking OCCASION. MURKROW OVER HERE GOT A BOW TIE ON. THAT I HAND MADE HIM. AND HE HAS A PERCH IN THE CHAIR THAT I MADE TOO. 

Pokemon are of varying intelligence man. Lillipups a dog and lucarios a friend.

yet i let both sit at the table with me for they are valid

Of course!

need a convenient shorthand for “I’m operating at 99% capacity right now and assigning me what appears to be a trivially easy task places me at the risk of catastrophic structural failure”

those poor camels do take a lot of abuse in these metaphors

MOTHER FU-

ADHD brain be like “Oh I have a ton of free time, but none of the literally dozens of things I could do to fill that time seem Gratifying Enough to commit mental energy to, so I’m just gonna sit here dissociating for five hours while also singing Queen songs in my head probably.”

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

@alpha-bread

new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”