Dr. Dandy's Fantastic Adventures!

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I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer