this is doing big numbers follow me at lego.com/bricks

Commodore (you know, the 64 folks) is releasing a flip phone. “No social media, no browser. Runs 99% of Android apps (without Android). T9-style texting adds mindful friction. Audiophile grade HD Audio.”

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

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Whats the problem

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

We can improve our blowjobs.With artificial intelligence and machine learning

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure