this is doing big numbers follow me at lego.com/bricks

1 diskette happens when disc takes E 2 compact diskette happens when diskette gets squished (she likes it)

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

can you put that thing on a leash?

commenting "insane refresh pull" on my mutuals seven second old vent post

what is it called when two stoners are united in marriage

a weeding

the end justifies the memes

what do you call the life story of a car

an autobiography

pep talk? no no. pup talk. is much better.