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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

something so sexual about oxblood

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

It's rude to come into my house and assault me like that and some day I may or may not have my revenge. But mark my words, if I do, you will rue the day. You're probably in no danger though.

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove