My mind

Catwoman #58, Legends #5, Batman #428

Bruce: Uh Cass, hun, thats-

Cass: Phantom. Ghost, he haunts me now.

Bruce: Why?

Cass: Mission, I set him free.

Bruce: I see, and do you want us to get rid of him?

Cass: No, friends. He's silly.

Phantom: Cass! Cass look! You can see the Cassiopeia Constellation from here! *grabs Cass and flies her up so she can see better*

Cass: *nods head*

Danny: *beams brightly* *zooms over to Bruce*

Bruce: *trying not to ouch the ghost holding his daughter* -hng

Danny: *excitedly pick Bruce up too* *zooms back to the stars* Arn’t they beautiful *sighs dreamily*

Bruce: *stiff*

Cass: *laughing* shares 😂

Bruce: *one arm supporting himself on the ghost, the other pinching the bridge of his nose* *sighs* I’m too old for this.

Danny: *turns concerned* *looks Bruce up and down* Don’t worry your not dead! *grows a third arm and hand to gently pat Bruce on the cheek*

Bruce: …

Cass: 😂😂😂😂

Danny: 😇

Bruce: …

Cass: Brother? 😈😇😈

Bruce: 😞

Danny: ?

Bruce: no

The concept of redrawing panels from the Batman: The Demon trilogy and have the quote of "I was only ever a tourist in her world. An unwilling one at best". SHUT UPPPPPPP

Batman WILLINGLY had a truce with Ra's Al Ghul so he could be with Talia. I hate Batman writers, just be writing bullshit.

Imagine Bruce gets an emergency call from the Justice League and they need him really bad. Bruce needs a babysitter. But a ratio of 1:5 seems a bit low. Considering that one is an acrobatic, another has issues with authority, one can't talk or understand speech and won't eat or play unless you tell her to, one is a baby, and the other is Tim. Even with Alfred's help it would be a handful.

So he enlists none other than Steph and Duke to watch over them while he's away. They both have babysitting experience but if they need any thing, he stresses that they should call him. But Steph and Duke are like, "It's just kids, and we're vigilantes, we can handle this."

They can barely handle it.

Eventually, they play a game of bulldog (the game where someone is a bulldog and the others have to run to the other side of an area and not get tagged. If they are, they have to join the bulldogs). The 4 kids are the bulldogs while Steph and Duke are the runners. The kids are thinking this is easy, but Steph and Duke do pull some tricks and give them a struggle.

Eventually, the kids are tuckered out and they go inside for a movie and most of the kids fall asleep.

Steph and Duke are also tired, but manage to stay awake, especially because Duke has a baby Damian sleeping on his chest. Until...

Damian blows out his diaper.

bruce finding out that jason is still a crybaby 🥹 jason act tough but if you push him a bit more in a personal arguments he'd start spilling fat tears down his cheeks and now you have an armful of sad boy in your arms. bruce forgot this fact every single time they fight.

Steph,painting Jasons nails (lost a bet): i saw him on the cave couch when i was down there, that what about an hour ago so idk if hes still there.

Dick: yeah but i was just down there and Bruce was napping there.

Jason: where else would he be? have you tried calling his phone?

Dick: he never answers his phone, he has some freaky mind powers for knowing when something is an actual emergency .

they sit in silence for a minute

Cass: wait you said Bruce was napping on the couch? didnt he just get off patrol with a heavy concussion?

more silence

Steph realsing: OMG

Jason,also realising : rip Timmy, concussed 210 pound Bruce decides when the hug ends

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in the cave on the cave couch.

Alfred: you alirght in there master Tim?

Danny: *taps the words on his vest*

Bruce: "Service Person, I am Working, Do Not Interact". Working?

Danny: *huffing and picks up Dick so he can carry him to a more quiet room*

Bruce: Alfred, that man-

Alfred: Ah yes, thats Master Dick's new Service Person, Danny. He's mostly for Emotional Support, but he has other jobs; like helping Master Dick with his PTSD, and helping him with physical therapy.

Bruce: I don't understand, is this like a relationship thing?

Alfred: Of course not, that would be highly inappropriate. Danny is a Service Person.

Bruce: Don't call us cucks-

Steph: Shut up! Listen, because the government is sexist and horrible, and there is a law in place that says all Omega's have to live with an Alpha, I'm taking in my cousin.

Tim: What?

Steph, sighing: He used to be fine because both his mom and older sister were Alphas, but there was an accident and both his parents and sister died.

Dick: Oh kiddo.

Damian: Can no one else take him?

Steph: His godfather tried, but hes a Beta, and Danny apparently threatened to "embrace death" if placed with him.

Dick: That's not a red flag at all.

Tim: Right?

Steph: His Aunt is deeply off grid right now and I'm his only Alpha cousin, so he's coming here. I just want you guys to be aware that I might be a bit lax with my bat work, at least until we both adjust to the change.

Bruce: It's nice you're stepping up even though you shouldn't have to. Let me know if he or you needs anything.

Steph: Thanks B.

--------2 Weeks Later--------

Steph: Guys, this is Danny. Danny, these are the Wayne's, I'm good friends with them.

Bruce: Nice to meet you chum-

Danny, bundled up in one of Jazz's sweaters: Batman.

Bruce: what?

Danny: Robin, Red Robin, Nightwing, Back Bat- Signal and Red Hood are not here.

Steph, smirking: He clocked me immediately too.

Danny: Death clings to you, is how I know. Also, there are dogs here.

Damian: I will introduce, you'll be quite impressed by their temperments I'm sure.

Dick: Well, he's interesting?

Tim: What does "death clings to us" even mean?

Cass: Like him. Sad, needs hugs.